Sunday, August 24, 2008

Live Blog: Sunday $200K on Pokerstars

I've never tried this before, so this will probably be an awful read. I'm playing in the $11 Sunday $200K guaranteed on Pokerstars, and I'm almost to the halfway mark. The starting field was 22,566 - definitely the largest field tourney I've ever played in before. I managed to get up to $5000 in chips after being down to $800 (starting chips were $3K)...some moron called my raise preflop with K7 (i had AKs)...flopped a King, I bet half the pot, he called...the turn was a 2nd club, so I bet the pot...he called...river was a 7...he bet a small amount...figured he rivered but had to call. I more than tripled up with KK and then crippled my friend with a rivered flush. At this point, I have $7300 in chips, so away we go:

1:30...I had $7,300 in chips...down to $5,965...had AJ on cutoff...raised to $700 w AJo...guy with $700 on button called...the big blind called...flop is JQ3...i pushed him all in for his remaining 800...he called with AT and turned a K for the broadway straight. I've been getting rivered more often than Baby Moses lately, and it's killing my bankroll...I need it to stop!!!

1:33...5 minute break...back to my losing streak...I've cashed in a few S&Gs and took 8th in a MTT HORSE tourney last night, which made me $40...but it's been a rough month. I've watched way too many guys chase hands in Omaha and river...I've had a guy turn trips that gave me a straight only to see him hit quads on the river. I've lost with AA, KK and QQ more times than I can count. This stuff happens, but the frequency I've been experiencing it is insane. It's like the Poker Gods forgot that i've already learned how humbling this game is - I got that message a long time ago, you assholes. Get off my back!!!

1:39....Back...I limped with K6h, mid position...caught a King on the flop, bet out and won a $975 pot. Up to $6,665 (Damien!!!!!!); some guy just called an all-in for over $6K in chips with an A-7 a King hit on the flop...bad time to call when the guy had pocket Kings...he did river an Ace though, just to rub the pain in...lucky that guy hit the 2 outer on the flop

1:44...got Bullets...4 limpers, so I raised to $1,500 and they all folded...where's the idiot called with A7 when I need him? Up to $7,815!

1:47..limped with ATs UTG...guy with Jerry Buss avatar raised me $13oo, thought about it and folded...I can't challenge Dr. Buss. Down to $7,065 (and 10,350 left in tourney)

1:50...had K9c on the button...limped...checked to me, bet the pot and took it down. Up to $8,165. Blinds are up to $150/300/25, so it's going to be a little harder to limp with weaker hands now...some big stacks at my table. Folding stuff like QTo that I played with earlier. I still don't know if I'm too tight at this point, but I've seen a lot of challenges to aggression, and I'm not going to risk a large amount of my stack in this kind of room.

1:57...yay! the table folded around to my 8-3 in the BB; folded to me in the SB with J9...test limped to see if the BB w 12K in chips (guy calls himself THEEMASTER) called or raised; he called..I missed flop, and he bet out...trying to feel him out for eventual move

2:01...wild hand not involving me...three preflop all-ins...guy had AA and the other two both had JJ (Dr. Buss was one of them and was seriously weakened)...not many outs for them...tripled him up....I'm up to $9115 after semi-bluffing with nut flush draw....WOW...same thing happened again a few hands later....AK vs two guys w TT and an ace hit on the flop....nice timing for those pocket rockets (speaking of which, the Pocket Rocket is also the #1 selling sex toy in the world - there are numerous options and add-ons for them - ask me for sex toy info - I used to work in a sex shop across the street from Hustler Hollywood)

2:12...blinds are up to $300/600/50, and it's going to have to be an aggro match from here on out. Up to $9765 after raising with AQ...hate that hand...I cringe when I get it. Ivey's right about it...I rarely win the big ones with it, but I lose the big ones all the time with that shit...same goes for KQ, which I tend to be cautious of but can't seem to win with late in tourneys when I need it to hold up. Less than 5700 left in this thing...I can't even look in the lobby...the rapid losers are making me dizzy...only 2ooo more to the money

2:20...As usual at this point, I'm beyond card dead, although my 9-8o I had UTG would've cracked Dr. Buss's KK...now he's up to $11K and I'm at $8,400; just got moved, one hand after Dr. Buss cracked KK w AK by flopping an Ace...glad I'm away from him but I came into this room with three people all-in preflop...not a good sign...christ...never played a hand, got moved again, and now I'm in a room with four stacks well over $30K...even worse sign...I can't fold into the money...I'll be left with no self-respect

2:30...I'm out, and as usual, when I go down, I go down in flames. Down to 4400 people...had AQc in mid position, and I pushed all-in, praying I could just steal blinds and antes...the big blind called me with TT....elation followed as I flopped and Ace and two clubs....you can guess the rest, but if not, he spiked a non-club Ten on the turn, and a spade fell on the river. Out in 4367th place. See my post from 30 minutes ago for a great example of foreshadowing. I'm in agony right now, but I'm used to it. I just wish this beat had come in a 2 table S&G and not a tourney with a $22K first prize. If you actually read this whole thing, thanks for following my misery. Here's the hand, in all of its sceen captured glory



















I guess I'm done for the day, but that could change depending on the strength of my addiction.

Friday, August 01, 2008

Separated At Birth, Poker Edition

For all those who've stubbornly checked this blog for activity over the last 2 years, your faith has finally been rewarded. A real live post!!! I still play poker, actually quite a bit these days. I took 131st out of 4191 in the $3 MTT rebuy on Pokerstars the other night - so close, so far away. The guy who crippled me ended up in the final 4 - congrats to him and boo for me! I'm really going to start posting stuff on here, as well as my personal blog, so keep on checking back for meaningless poker blathering. Or, go to taopoker.blogspot.com for a real poker blog.


Anyway, I'm not sure if anyone's ever noticed this, but Minnesota Twins 1st Baseman Justin Morneau and annoyingly good at everything and good looking poker pro Eric Lindgren must secretly be brothers. They look more alike than Dack & Dirk Rambo did. Check it out:






"Morneau (seated next to Tully's Current Tall Inaccessible Blonde Dream Girl Erin Andrews"




"Lindgren"